Hundreds of girls have flocked to the city all sweating and salivating in the summer heat for a chance to meet Justin Bieber tomorrow at Macy’s.
Bieber fever is hitting girls hard and their parents’ wallets even harder. I don’t spend as much on Burberry, Gucci, and Chanel so why shell out 135 bucks for Justin Bieber’s fragrance? Is his perfume really a secret concoction of his sweat and star power that will make me an instant YouTube sensation and teen idol overnight? I think not.
These girls are swooning over the Biebz who is off the market and currently dating Selena Gomez, some don’t seem to see this as a problem because his voice is so powerful and penetrating that he can sing his way into almost any orifice of these teens! 15-year-old Killian Leahy, the first person in line at Macy’s Herald Square location stated “I love him!” and boldly added “His voice is, like, sex to my ears!” when asked about her desire to camp out for the celeb. Later on when asked about the scent of her new favorite perfume Someday Leahy smiled and claimed “Like sex in my nose!” Let’s just hope people aren’t really paying for the bottled scent of bodily fluids and boogies! Yikes!
Justin is supposed to show up tomorrow at 2:30 pm to greet the first 350 fans who purchase his VIP gift set which goes for $135 and comes with one photograph with none other than the master perfume creator himself. Girls have been waiting outside for this opportunity for days, if you are as big a fan as you claim and want to get a picture with Bieber you know what you have to do, READY, SET, GO! AND REMEMBER, NEVER SAY NEVER!
